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While celebrity feuds are a common thing these days, rarely are they so much fun as when a high-profile star is involved, especially if said star has a habit of saying things without thinking too much and thus embarrasses herself/himself. B...
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The most prominent member of the Hilton clan, little miss American Fantasy Princess herself has become known for many things but somehow discretion was never amongst them. Yet Paris Hilton seems to have managed to finally keep a little secr...
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To say that the media has grown a bit tired of all these young starlets who got nothing to show for their fame save lots of media exposure for their scandal factor is probably an understatement at this point. Paris Hilton must be feeling al...
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Paris Hilton is ardently searching for a BFF but the odds are against her as only 40 people have shown up to the New York held auditions. Although the text accompanying Paris's casting call seemed convincing enough, it appears that it failed to ...
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Now that the era of nightly partying seems to have come to an end, at least ever since the world's most famous ex-heiress met Benji Madden, whom she's been dating for a couple of weeks, it's high time Paris Hilton stepped up the game a...
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Paris Hilton had to promote her latest collection all over the world, just like she does with her every project, although it turns out to be just another proof of her bad taste and trashiness. The same happened with her latest "hooker shoes"...
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She came out of Africa unscathed but it was the European continent that's finally done Paris Hilton in. She roamed the jungles and deserts, faced wild beasts and rock concerts on the Black continent and didn't get as much as a scratch on th...
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It must be really confusing being Paris Hilton, the woman with a lot of money to throw around and even more time on her hands to spend it. People don't know what to make of her anymore, one minute she's taking herself way too serious, calli...
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It's good living in Paris Hilton's world, where only nice things happen no matter how good or bad a person you are. For a girl who seemingly has no talent (though she's tried her hand at just about everything from singing to launching ...
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The world's most favorite heiress has finally cleared some space on her busy agenda to visit a couple of orphanages in Africa, like she promised to do ever since she got out of jail almost one year ago. With all that, she still couldn't fin...
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Socialite Paris Hilton is just another celebrity to have their own fashion line. Unlike Lauren Conrad, Heidi Montag or Rachel Bilson who recently teamed up with DKNY Jeans, Paris not only that is already familiar with the fashion industry - she has a...
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Paris Hilton was called on Ryan Seacrest's radio show on KIIS-FM last week to talk about her latest projects, a TV reality show entitled "Paris Hilton's My New BFF", in which, like the name says, Paris is going to find another bes...
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Sometimes I have the feeling that this woman is either blind (seeing badly is ok as well) or just unbelievably dumb. I hope she dresses herself and doesn't have a stylist to pick those yucky outfits for her. Whenever you think she is finally goi...
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Ever since Paris Hilton and Benji Madden became an item a couple of weeks ago, they have been practically inseparable. Just like a regular couple, the two also began to match and color-coordinate their outfits, like we see here, at their most recent ...
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Paris Hilton was never known as being the most subtle and discreet celebrity in Hollywood and we might as well admit it to ourselves, this is precisely why we love her so much. Seriously now, she is probably the hardest working female star in all Tin...
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Yeah, you've guessed it, it's time for Paris Hilton again. Only this time she didn't do or say anything wrong. Well, in fact she did something, I think she mistook Benji Madden's clothes for her own. But we can't blame her fo...
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Paris might finally settle down. Yeah, I know, it sounds crazy, but not to Benji Madden, who is reportedly already making big plans with the blonde slut. I still think this is a heck of a publicity stunt, because there's no way I can imagine Par...
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I haven't written anything about Paris for about a week, I think, and I guess I don't have to tell you that's a lot of time when the slutty socialite is involved. I kind of missed her dumb a*s... But let's not get melancholic and ...
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It looks like Travis dipped his chips in Paree Hilton's boiling fondue while he was separated from Shanna Moakler's smooth and creamy Rosenborg. I've always looked at Travis as to a Gorgonzola type of guy but it seems that I was wrong ...
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Our little Paris is not that young anymore. The socialite turned 27 last week and decided to celebrate the event big-style. Big trashy-style, that is... Poor Paris had to work even on her birthday. Oh, I am sorry she is not a professional stripper ye...
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Paree does it again as she has reportedly been kicked out of her sister's house for stealing her interior design ideas which must be truly brilliant since Nicky resorted to such desperate measures or, it may have something to do with HOW Paris k...
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Paris is a lot of things, but she is definitely no fashion stylist. And judging by her latest public appearances, neither does she have one. I thought that her tribute to Marilyn Monroe, when she wore that pink satin dress, the gorgeous diamonds and ...
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Paris did another boo-boo, as she's already accustomed us with. But this time she didn't flash her genitalia, stick her tongue in some guy or some girl's throat or get busted for DUI. No, nothing like that. What she did was to abandon ...
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Paris Hilton is the girl who has everything... without having to move a finger. And now she has a doll too, thanks to a German toy company. What can we say? Thanks a lot. It wasn't enough that a live and walking Paris is on the loose now there h...
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Out of the myriad of awards that are handed out each year by certain organizations and institutions to people who rarely deserve them, only one of them has a power similar, I might say, to that of the "Lord of the Rings" relic (or really, r...
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Paris Hilton is almost making it too easy for us to pick on her! I mean, what else could you say about a person who attends a simple movie premiere wearing a gown and dripping in diamonds, while also being more orange than, I don't know, the Sun...
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Paris Hilton is starting to piss me off! Actually, I'm sorry, I have made a terrible mistake as what I really wanted to say is that Paris started pissing me off a long time ago, basically since her first on-screen appearance. You know I'm j...
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America's deities have gone seriously wrong, making out with members of the same sex in public, of course, so they can be photographed and seen by their anyway skeptical followers who either fall in love with the news or grow enough hate towards...
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I think Paris is best at what she usually does, which is nothing but showing her face to all kinds of parties and events, get drunk, flash her genitalia and suck faces with handsome (also drunk) has-beens or wannabes. But if acting and/or singing has...
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I used to think that celebs work their best at events celebrating their activities, such as film festivals, movie premieres and award ceremonies. Usually we get to watch a star runway, where some have style and others don't but they all try to s...
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I know this is like the third time I've featured Paris Hilton in our "Statement of the Day" column and I am also very aware that this actually could be interpreted either as a sign of weakness for the heiress (awww, see how well you ca...
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We have all seen Britney gone bad. Some must have thought it was just a matter of time until she would reveal the inner Brit. I mean, come on, a virgin and a Slave for You? It's pretty obvious that wasn't possible. Others must have felt sor...
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Stop the presses! "Sweetie, take that last pooch back to where you bought it because we can't afford it anymore. We barely have money to eat, where on earth do you want me to come up with the dough to feed the dog as well? I don't care...
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Paris Hilton was and will continue to be a constant source of amazement and entertainment. Of course, this doesn't happen because she's a good actress who blows us off our feet with her many movies (just like Jessica Simpson, can't she...
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Lately, I have been getting the feeling that I live in a wrong world. Weird things happen, and I think I should be in a total different place. For example, I hear about rich celebrities stealing cigarette lighters, drinking and drivin...
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Paris Hilton. My own personal idol (ha!) and the woman an entire generation of young girls with bubbles for brains looks up to. Or simply Wonky. The Heiress. This world's most overrated and annoying celebrity. A con, repeat offender, fashion des...
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There aren't many things in this world that can make a rich heiress burst into tears, but when they do come along, they sure live up to expectations. The first one, which I think we can all agree on, is jail. Talking of jail around...
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Let's start this one with a little game, you know, to spruce things up a tad: let's say, for argument's sake that you are the proud owner of so many pets that, were you to open up your house for visitors, you would be forced to charge ...
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Now, if you are Paris Hilton and every paparazzo in the world is dying to get a picture of you, why in the world would you want to attract even more attention to you? Well, let's see the chronological string of events: she did some modeling, but...
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A few days ago Paris Hilton was sentenced by a Los Angeles County Superior Court Judge to 45 days in an LA jail, with no possibility of alternative jail, electronic monitoring, work release or furloughs. The heiress, together with her parents, looked...
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Less than a week after Paris Hilton was given a jail sentence of 45 days for driving with a suspended license, thus violating her probation, news came out of her being allowed to drive. According to veteran DUI attorney Lawrence Taylor, "If her ...
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It is truly an honor for our little column to feature the one and only Paris Hilton. Although you are more likely to read about her on some gossip column, this day marks a new era for the world's most famous ex-heiress (because just the other da...
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In spite of the fact that today is Monday I can't say I'm complaining, as all I have to do to lift my spirit is read another review of Lohan's latest movie - 'I Know Who Killed Me' - which was completely ripped to pieces by c...
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Yesterday, we learned that Paris was recording for a second music album but, since it came straight from her and, not that she's a liar or anything (it's not like she said she never did drugs, against all photographic evidence that showed t...
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It's been quite a busy couple of weeks for Paris Hilton, right? With all the media madness that followed her prison release one might expect Paris to need a little snuggly-time with someone. Naturally, we're speaking of Paris Hilton here an...
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Paris is one of those girls you either love or hate and she's done in her life what most of us would never even dream about. So, regardless of your feelings for her, you have to admit she's pulled off quite a few looks and this is definitel...
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Last summer was quite a bitch and it wasn't just the heat that did it! In case your brain might have short-circuited under the avalanche of so-called items of news (it's called disinformation via information, isn't it?), let me just br...
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Paris Hilton is again on holiday. Because, you see, she had so much work to do in the past couple of weeks, that she simply needs some time off, you know, to relax and recharge her batteries. No, really, I'm not saying this just to have somethin...
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Sometimes people can be so surprising. Just when we all thought Paris Hilton couldn't sink any lower, that she has truly hit rock bottom, here she is, proving us wrong. I mean, hell, we all know she's not the sharpest pencil in the box and ...
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When I was in grade school, one of the first things we learned was the definition of language. Now, my memory might play tricks on me every once in a while, but I think that it was 'the language is a living organism, that is constantly evolving ...
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Do me a big favor and take a look at these pictures. This IS Paris Hilton. And those appear to be her breasts. Now, let's take it step by step. She got out of jail, did the entire 'I'm changed now, I see where I went wrong, blah blah&#...
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And we're back to the never ending topic of Paris Hilton! Let's see, what has she done lately? Oh, that's right, got out of jail, lied to Larry King on live TV, threw on a black wig and went on vacation, came back and made friends with...
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I know, all day long you only get to hear bad things about Paris Hilton, like that she never did something to deserve her fame save from being born, that she's obnoxious and stupid, that she's no-good, that she can't sing and can'...
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This is not actually what you would call a 'Fashion Police'-worthy article. But it does feature Paris Hilton and, since we can include her in this category for herself alone, I figured we could also take a closer look at her bikini. And wee...
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By now the entire world knows the 26-year-old heiress Paris Hilton has to serve, starting with June 5, 2007, a 45-day sentence in a Los Angeles jail, because she violated her probation and drove with a suspended license. The judge dismissed the possi...
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Is there a single person out there actually not believing everything that has to do with Paris Hilton is fake? Fine, her breasts may not be but frankly I wouldn't give a rat's ass on that matter. But when it comes to 'reality' TV ...
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It won't be long and Paris Hilton will have to serve her sentence in jail. And because nobody cares about that (I might even say the entire world is happy and the moment she walks in drinks are on me) here's how she spent Memorial Day, one ...
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You wait and you wait for this moment to come and when it finally gets here you simply cannot believe it. And you consider it to be the first sign of the Apocalypse and start building a shelter under your home because you're not ready yet to liv...
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As much as I hate bringing up the 'Paris Hilton' topic once more, I cannot avoid my obligation of sharing with the world any possible humiliating moment of her life. Because that's how I am: caring and understanding. Prince had a gig...
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After Paris was sentenced to 45 days in jail on the account of driving with her license suspended a media circus broke out. I assume by now you've all heard about the 'Save Paris' petition and the one against saving her. Because the ju...
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And the Paris Hilton saga continues, threatening to become not only the most boring, but also the lamest public mishap in the history of all mankind. Really, the thing with the fishes evolving into reptiles and the reptiles into birds and so on - tha...
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Is there a person in the world who thought that the spoiled Paris Hilton was going to spend more than a week in jail? I'm saying a week because that's where my money was and damn it, now I have to find another source of income besides makin...
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I started writing this article as soon as I was able to stop screaming after seeing the picture of Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline together. Yes, together, as in, the same planet, continent, country, city and postal code. Even if they might look li...
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Reading some recent celebrity news I realized that the list I made with people who need to be neutered in the next month has not arrived yet neither at the Department of Public Safety nor at the Human Health Organization. No biggie, I shall send them...
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