I was going to write an article about Debra Messing's outfit wannabe, but then I came across some pictures of Kiki, and how can anyone resist picking on her? So, I have proclaimed this day 'braless chick day' and decided to make a pseudo-socio-philosophico-cultural commentary on celebrities who put on these unflattering combos when every bone in their frail constitutions is just screaming for a bra.
First of all, I could like write a billion reasons why Debra's outfit is just wrong. It was not cool back in the eighties when big haired, braises-wearing schoolgirls were sporting it and it hasn't yet gained the 'vintage' status. Oh, who am I kidding? This will never be cool. But to Miss Messing's defense, who was spotted doing
some errands in here, she probably grabbed the first thing in her wardrobe, put on a pair of glasses to hide the lack of makeup and voila! Or at least this is what I'd like to believe (since I like her sitcoms).
Moving on, disaster strikes once again in the person of the aspiring alcoholic, bra-unfriendly Kirsten Dunst. I don't know how she does it but she keeps pushing the envelope for ugly clothes. The cotton tee and shorts look so cheap - and not in that I'm-so-cool-that-I-can-even-make-a-two-buck-pair-of-jeans-look-awesome, it's more of a I'm-so-waisted-I-couldn't-care-less type of thing. There is however one thing I love - isn't it delightful how she and random girl matched their flip flops? Oh my good, that it so cool!
This is it for today, all of you fashion-police-addicts out there. Why-am-I-using-so-many-hyphens? Stay tuned and you'll find out tomorrow.