Up until today I used to think that it was Posh & Becks who were aiming for world domination with their baby making factory in the UK, but now I see that Becks was only trying to work his way up to 11, to have himself a full lineup for a soccer team. In fact, the couple aiming for world domination through babies are Brad and Angelina. Even though they only have one wee baby of their own, they also cheated by adopting several other toddlers (and we all know that number is only going to grow).

Hold everything! Is that baby number 2 I see on the horizon, I mean Angie's profile? Like ohmigod! At last, after months of waiting and anticipating every time Angelina seemed a little rounder around the edges, the pregnancy is confirmed. No, not by her rep or even the movie star herself, but by this huuuge baby bump she showed off last Sunday at the Independent Spirit Awards in Santa Monica, California. I won't tell you just how much money I made on the bet that Angelina was indeed with child, but yeah, I had a pretty good idea about what was going on.

It just seems odd to have Angie publicly confess her pregnancy like this, after all those months of denying any rumor. That and the fact that she hasn't yet released an official statement, makes me think she stuck a pillow under there, just to piss off paps and make the tabloids go crazy. But thinking in retrospective, I can vividly remember that for the last few months Angie has been showing up to these events in increasingly looser outfits. Now you can all see what she was hiding. And by the looks of things she's far ahead, like 5 months or so. You know what that spells, don't you? Another summer birth in some remote country where they hate paps so much that they sick the military on them.

OK people, I'm now officially starting the "Name Brangelina's new baby" campaign and the only prize that you get is that we send the winning name to the happy couple and they might very well choose it as a final option. For this reason I ask you to keep the obscenities to a minimum. Take into consideration all the weird names out there, just because all of their other kids have names that contain a lot of consonants from the end of the alphabet (X, Z, that kinda stuff). But lemme tell you right now - Xenu does not apply!