Yesterday, Britney Spears was coming home from the record studio, in her car, accompanied by someone we don't know (and probably don't care about). Suddenly, a family of raccoons jumped the car and started ripping out her shirt. Before they left they gave her a raggedy hat and tickled her new abs - that could explain the giant smile on her face - that or the sight of K-Fed lying face down in the middle of the road.

Yeah... so most of that story is unconfirmed (or maybe just the result of my hyperactive imagination). But what we know for sure is that Britney was coming home from the record studio, in her car, she had a torn orange shirt on and if you look at this snapshot you can see her hat is absolutely hideous and her nipple is showing, sort of. Actually, I'm assuming there's a nipple there because all I see is a boob that hangs close to the middle of her arm. But I'll just presume it's because of the hunched over position. And because of the fact she had a bunch of children, or so I've heard.

In other, less frivolous rumors, it was said by an inside source that Joe Simpson, Jessica Simpson's dad, is considering managing Britney Spears' career and is even trying to get a meeting with her over the weekend. I don't know what to make of this. I know the dude used to be a Baptist minister and all that, but does that qualify him for being Britney's manager? Spears fired her former manager, Larry Rudolph, after she left rehab, causing reactions from her father's side. Spears' spokeswoman did not provide any comments on the matter of Joe Simpson, neither did Jessica Simpson's rep - Cindi Berger. Honestly, with K-Fed out of the way, I think even a monkey as a manager would do wonders for Britney's career - but that's just the opinion of a highly intelligent person, you don't have to take my word for it.