I'm telling you, I'm so close to putting a Britney ban. This woman seems to be doing so much crap lately that I'm afraid I'll soon have Britney nightmares. Our latest piece of news comes from the ever-so-'reliable' 'Us Weekly'. The latest issue features a Britney themed cover: "My Twisted Night with Brit - topless, drunk and lonely, Spears seduces a college student in a hotel pool as Kevin rushes to save his boys..."

The magazine promises exclusive pics from one of Britney's wild nights. Apparently she can't really get over the entire back-up dancer deal, as she got involved, so to say, with an extra from her latest music video. Matt Encinas, 21, claims he got quite personal with Miss Spears, ending up naked in a pool with her and even doing a little fashion walk.

The 21-year-old tells Us Weekly that he ended up with Britney and her entourage on the rooftop of the Standard Downtown Hotel in Los Angeles. But that was just the beginning. Matt claims Britney had no problem in getting the party started: "Britney was the first one to undress, and then everyone else followed. I turned around and saw that she was topless and she had fake tattoos of flowers on her nipples from the shoot. I was told all she wanted to do that night was kiss a boy. And that's what she did. Mission accomplished."

Besides getting naked Brit apparently enjoyed an old fashion truth or dare game: "I was dared to get naked and get out of the pool and walk as though I was on a catwalk in a fashion show," Matt says. "Britney was laughing really hard," he adds.

Frankly I'm not impressed. We're already used to this kind of behavior from Brit Brit. We already know she won't be able to make a comeback. We suspect she has lost some of her marvels down the road, while being married to K-Fed and having her kids. There's no doubt she's fashion challenged. So the moment she starts dressing like a normal human being, gets talent and parenting skills, let me know!