Britney, Britney and again Britney... if it's not her it's her pregnant baby sister or her depraved mother. The Spears family seems to have been born on TV. I don't think anyone received such an attention from the press since Hugh Heffner came with the idea for the Playboy magazine. I might be wrong, I admit.

However, there are wars in the world, people dying of hunger and diseases and all the world cares is what Britney or her family will do next. We should probably take them into poor villages in Africa or Iraq and maybe the world would become a better place. At least people would forget about their worries and enjoy watching Brit Brit destroying her life.

This girl doesn't know when to stop. It was Jamie-Lynn's turn for her fifteen minutes of fame and she went stealing her little sibling's glory by allegedly making out with one of the photographers always on her trail, in some hotel room. Was it his car Britney attacked with her umbrella? Maybe this was the only way they could have sorted out the problem... People are so mean!

I must admit the guy, going by the name of Adnan, is quite cute; that's no excuse for ex pop diva now trainwreck. She is the mother of two, if she remembers and soon to be auntie. What kind of role model would she be for her kids and niece or nephew? She has already proved her influence on her sister...

All these screw-ups wouldn't draw such attention on Britney's persona if she learned a tiny detail about being smart: discretion. I get that even bad publicity is still publicity, but at this pace, people will soon get tired and her only chance of a comeback will be pulling out a Michael Jackson. I think even Brit would know better than that... or would she?

Until next time Ms. Spears makes our hearts pound again with one of her stupid deeds; this is an open invitation for all the paparazzi out there. If they want to know how celebrity feels like, they have a really good chance with Britney. All they need is an exotic name and a pretty face, right Adnan?