When Friends started airing I couldn't miss one episode. I can't exactly call myself the series' biggest fan, but I surely was among their loyal audience. Its end saddened me and since then I have always wondered what happened with the funny characters. The only one who still made news was Jenifer "Rachel" Aniston but that happened thanks to her marriage with the hottest man on Earth, god Brad Pitt.

I never got to find what the other Friends were doing, until now, and I'm sorry that I have ever wondered. The manic Monica literally turned her back on people, when, while on vacation with her best friend Jen Aniston, flashed her butt crack to the paparazzi. And although she looks pretty well for a woman in her 40's the image of the place where sun don't shine doesn't flatter anyone.

I could have understood a nipple slip or an upskirt, but the whole crack like that, with no warning at all? That's painful, Courteney, please keep your lower cheeks covered the next time. Believe it or not, that image doesn't trigger erotic fantasies, not for sane people at least.

I think that a stunt like that would only be allowed in Angelina's case and if she and hubby Brad were to do it at the same time, then it would be even better. I'm not crazy, you know, if you look deep inside you'll notice that you actually feel the same way. I mean they are incredibly hot, dressed or naked or any other way you can think of. So, Angie, show us your a*s; Cortney, bad girl! Don't ever do that again.

Otherwise, losing a few pounds won't do you any harm, but the way you are now is pretty OK for a woman your age, heck what am I talking about, for a woman any age, so good job! But promise me that you'll show us your boobies next time, from where I'm looking they seem much more promising than your buttocks. Can you do that for me? Keep in mind that I used to be a real big fan of Friends...