Sources say that Dita Von Tease and Backstreet Boy AJ McLean were caught snuggling at a Grammy party which is pretty bizarre if you ask me, deeming that Dita has dated Marylin Manson before who boasts a pit lord appearance and who may be hiding all kinds of infernal tools behind that second layer of skin of his, like fiery whips unlike AJ who sports an emo-hippie look. I would have totally understood if Dita made out with Freddie Kruger or Clive Barker's Pinhead and maybe his friends the Cenobites but AJ?

If this is true, then Dita must be attracted to men who wear make-up which leads me into thinking that the Green Day front man may be next, possibly followed by Fallout Boy Pete Wentz though the last is a pretty risky catch as Ashlee Simpson will surely challenge Dita to a fight to the death, unless she turns into a huge mutated praying mantis and bites both of their heads off first. Dita seems in control though since she is German and Germans have always had a sense of discipline and even more, her last name is "Von Teese" which translates as "De La Teese" or "F**king Tease" standing as an awful reminder for all men that she comes into contact with.

Frankly, I like Dita a lot but even if I were to meet her, I don't consider myself man enough to handle her and hey, I haven't even been in a boy band because if I had, it would have all been much worse because boy bands neuter your dignity and whatever may be left of your manhood. Basically, being part of a boy band for a long time you may feel how that time squeezes around your balls like some unseen snake until it crushes them and swallows them whole. So it's unlikely that the two have actually "canoodled". They probably spent some time alone, chatting or whatever until AJ mentioned to Dita something about liking her and Dita responded with a deadly kiss, looking him in the eyes while her tongue was piercing his vital organs for having dared to feel attracted to her.