So initial reports on why Naomi spent so much time in Brazil were hazy. As many liked to think, she had a fling there with a local (possibly loaded) handsome man. Then, all of a sudden, yesterday, her rep comes out saying that she's in hospital in Sao Paolo, Brazil (where she flew all the way from London), getting better after her operation. Wait, what the hell just happened... we went from a little infection to surgery? What kind of infection is that?

The hospital officials admit to her being in their care and even her rep issued a statement, one of those "she's recuperating nicely and can't wait to get back to work" things we always hear followed by a "Naomi would like to thank everyone for being so supportive" (this part I will never believe in a million years!!! Naomi being nice? Never), but other than that, mum's the word. We know from the doctor who operated on her that she had a cyst removed through a procedure called laparoscopic surgery (basically one of those little probes with a light on top and a camera that doctors use to "seek and destroy" anything bad for your body, in this case an ovarian cyst).

But the doctor wouldn't say anything more, just that Naomi is fine, conscious and happy. Hmm, there we go again with that happy stuff. Somehow, I find it difficult to believe that Naomi is all sunshine and rainbows, she's known for her foul mood. I'm going to go out on a limb here (and probably piss a lot of people off since ovarian cysts are never a joke) and say that maybe that's why she was feeling so rotten until now. In any case, even thought everyone is saying that she is happy (how happy can you be after you just had surgery?) I would not want to be one of her nurses right now. You know they're living under a siege right now. Naomi has a unique skill of making the help's life a living hell. I'm just hoping that there aren't any Blackberrys on hand. Get well soon Naomi! We're rooting for you, girl!