Some days are just not worth waking up. Today I found out that it's possible for Tom Cruise and his wife, Katie Holmes, to do a magazine spread, all hot and steamy, like the one their celebrity friends David and Victoria Beckham did for W Magazine. The news wouldn't be so horrific if we wouldn't be speaking of Scientology enthusiast (is there another word for it?) Tom Cruise and brain-washed Katie Holmes.

The Aussie magazine 'New Weekly' reports that a close friend of the couple said: "Tom and Katie really have amazing chemistry. They want to show the world how much." The magazine's source also adds more details to the plot: "They have already started planning some of the photos. One suggestion they were keen on was a shot of them posing together in the shower, dripping wet and covered by nothing but steam."

In case you are still reading this after that last phrase, aren't you as surprised as I am that Tom boy wants to do the exact same thing the Beckhams did? Who would have thought they are such copy cats? And when were we asked if we actually want to see the chemistry they claim they have? I for one have no interest in seeing Tom's naked 45-year-old butt, as covered in steam and Photoshopped as it may be.

As for Katie, she has a very unique and special talent of changing her looks from an almost attractive Scientology wife to the one of an aging middle class woman and that talent scares the hell out of me. I'm afraid they won't be able to airbrush the alien tentacles and I'll be blinded for life. So no thanks, I think I'll pass on the 'sensual' pics.

And in case some of you forgot just how out there Tom Tom really is, here's a short clip of him being... well... himself on the David Letterman show. And if you click here you'll get another one of Katie back from the days when she was hot. I know you'll thank me for this!